Ugh... I hate how fast my hair grows. Its ridiculous! I get a haircut one day, taking off three inches of five inch long hair, and bam. Three inches grown back in less than two weeks.
Here's a little story for you - I remember my first Prom photo shoot. I remember a week before my date and I took the photos I got a $30 haircut. I looked so fly with my new doo. I remember wasting those $30 because my hair grew back so fast it made me dizzy. I remember feeling like a complete ass looking like a frizzy liberal-cut midget fuck standing next to my "so-cute-complete-strangers-start-hitting-on-her" date. Fuck.
I remember during the summer of my sophomore year in high school, a good friend and I visited this very reputable barber shop. My hair back then was about half a foot long, and it was getting on my nerves, the constant straightening and maintenance was just ludicrous. I cut all of it off. All of it.
And to my dismay it grew back to the thick, shaggy mess that I came to hate. Within two months. Thats three and a half inches per month. In other words - an unbelievable three inches longer than a normal human. (see http://www.hairfinder.com/hairquestions/how_fast_does_hair_grow.htm)
How the fuck does that work out!? At least I know I won't be bald for a while. My dad is well into his sixties and still has a full head (albeit white) hair. But shit. I'm so stressed from life (mostly hair related?) that white hairs are already spangled across my head-jungle. Great.
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